Pet Fanatics Prints

'Customer' being hugged and kissed by a 'Pet Products' truck

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Cat Towels

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.