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'Honey, good thing you had me carry an umbrella.'

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Yeah Rex, my Masters are packing their suitcases too: It looks like we'll see each other at the boarding kennel soon...'

'Are we there yet?'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'Frankly, that just sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

'Now that you are older, we thing it is time you knew that your dog is adopted.'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'Edna! Have you been feeding these fish raw meat again?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Who's been into my Rogaine?'

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

"This is Fred's gallstone, and this is Muffy's hairball."

'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

"You can always tell when they go away for the weekend."

'Stamps?'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"It's not your fault, do you understand? It's not your fault... say it with me."

"Would you guys mind sitting this one out?"

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Rudy, get your pet monkey off my head. He likes you. Yeah, well if he doesn't get off me, I'll skin him, gut him and make him into soup! As soon as I pet and wuv him. Pets ruin the firmest resolve.

Well, I talked to my parents. I explained to them that I understood our cat Magus had died. I told my folks they don't have to tiptoe around the idea of death. I know that Magus' body stopped working because she was old, and now she's in a better place. Probably like Disneyland, but with lots of pillows and tuna. Right, Rudy? Darn straight, little man. Hot chocolate on the house.

Rodent Mythology: Hamsterphus.

Uni-species restroom.