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'Honey, good thing you had me carry an umbrella.'

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

'Are we there yet?'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'Yeah Rex, my Masters are packing their suitcases too: It looks like we'll see each other at the boarding kennel soon...'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

'Frankly, that just sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.'

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Edna! Have you been feeding these fish raw meat again?'

'Now that you are older, we thing it is time you knew that your dog is adopted.'

"Do you see a puppy following me home in the future?"

'Who's been into my Rogaine?'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"You can always tell when they go away for the weekend."

'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'Stamps?'

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

"This is Fred's gallstone, and this is Muffy's hairball."

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

"I wanted a Jack Russell terrier."

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"Keep off grass. I'm talking to you, Bailey."