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"Polly wants a flu shot."

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Cats and Gift Bags

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

The kids really miss that goldfish.

"Speak, Rover come on boy." - "Rover, come on boy."

'Bad dog!'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

Pet Dogs Memorial is Larger than Owners' Memorials

Our housekeeping

Clever birdie

'Having Ralphie around lets me travel light.'

"I think your goldfish has a drinking problem."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'My owner's place or your owner's place?'

"At last, legislation allows cats and dogs to share the same litter box."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"I need music when I run."

A dog house for a bird

"Is your dog friendly?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I thought I wanted a boy toy but what I really wanted was a chew toy."

"You make me want to be a better mouser."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

"She's a miniature."

"Geez man. Who keeps a mouse for a pet anyway."

"I'm not sure when the medicine ends and the party begins—But this might be it."

"What the hell is he doing?"