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"Polly wants a flu shot."

'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

'Bad dog!'

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

'Can you hear me now?'

Cats and Gift Bags

The kids really miss that goldfish.

"Speak, Rover come on boy." - "Rover, come on boy."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

'Shocked? You should be! After all those years of toil and loyal sacrifice, that's your net worth! Wake up, Fido! On Lesson Three, we'll offer tips on planning your financial future!'

Our housekeeping

'My owner's place or your owner's place?'

Clever birdie

"I think your goldfish has a drinking problem."

Pet Dogs Memorial is Larger than Owners' Memorials

'Having Ralphie around lets me travel light.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Functional pets

"I need music when I run."

A dog house for a bird

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'It's alright for you - I've got FOUR legs to shift!'

'Dad, Dad! Granny's eaten the dog.'

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"So you let your boyfriend sleep in your bed?"

"He was a sea rescue."

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"I thought I wanted a boy toy but what I really wanted was a chew toy."

"You make me want to be a better mouser."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.