Playful Pet Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

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