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'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure