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'Is it an emergency?'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The hyenas started it."