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"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Literary Canines.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I found him on the internet.'