Veterinary Aficionado Gifts

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Cling-On Dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Koala

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Bears going water skiing.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Literary Canines.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'