Veterinary Enthusiast Gifts

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

I'll take it off when you stop biting your stitches. Veterinarian.

"I got horse dewormer..."

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

'Yes, yes, yes, you have to go to school to become a vet...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"