Veterinary Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Penguin

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

The Karate Kitten.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."