Veterinary Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Penguin

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

The First Cone of Shame.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Rogue elephant

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

The Karate Kitten.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Various Birds of Pray.