Veterinary Humor Lover Gifts

Clothesline.

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Dog on a Shelf.

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'