Vet Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Penguin

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Pet Entertainers

The First Cone of Shame.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Rogue elephant

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

The Karate Kitten.