Vet Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Rogue elephant

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Doggy conductor

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

The Karate Kitten.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"