Vet Humor Gifts

There he is Doctor...puny little calf with the scours.

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Snowmobull

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Dog wearing a cone

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Dogs life

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Cats at private view

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.