Vet Visit Humor Gifts

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

Cheer up! You can still lick the balls...of your feet.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'No need to shout.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

She pulls to the left.

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'