Vet Visitor Vibes Gifts

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'No need to shout.'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

She pulls to the left.

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'It's only a checkup!'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

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