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'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'No need to shout.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'The vet will see, you know!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'It's only a checkup!'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

"Yep, that's water retention."

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,