Vet Visit Escapades Gifts

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Dog wearing a cone

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'No need to shout.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'It's only a checkup!'

'Next please.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.