Vet Visit Comedy Lover Gifts

"I'm not sure this really warrants a second opinion, but yes, I concur with Doctor Sinclair. He does have sad eyes."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

Dog in love

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'No need to shout.'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'The vet will see, you know!'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"Yep, that's water retention."

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'