Vet Visitor Gifts

"You have worms so I'm prescribing you birds."

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Dog wearing a cone

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Now turn your head and bark."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'