Vet Visitor Pillows

"You have worms so I'm prescribing you birds."

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Dog wearing a cone

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Now turn your head and bark."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."