Vet Visits Pillows

'No need to shout.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

Ceberus at the Vets

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'Just because you took the pet rabbit to the vet for an injection hardly means he's going to have a personal vendetta against you!'

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'The vet will see, you know!'

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Cojones.

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Dog wearing a cone