Vet Visit Escapades Pillows

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Dog wearing a cone

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'No need to shout.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'The vet will see, you know!'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

She pulls to the left.

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'It's only a checkup!'

'Next please.'

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