Vet Visit Humor Pillows

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'No need to shout.'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'The vet will see, you know!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'Here, takes these...we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"