Vet Humor Aficionado Pillows

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Pet Entertainers

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

The First Cone of Shame.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

The Karate Kitten.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

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