Vet Humor Aficionado Pillows

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

The Karate Kitten.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

'He wants a second opinion.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Various Birds of Pray.

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

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'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'