Vet Visit Gifts

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Dog wearing a cone

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Now turn your head and bark."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'