Vet Visit Gifts

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Now turn your head and bark."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'