Veterinary Humorist Gifts

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Vlad the Inhaler

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Hats and Food

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Scuba cow"