Veterinary Humorist T-Shirts

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Vlad the Inhaler

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Hats and Food

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Scuba cow"

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'