Veterinary Care Aficionado Gifts

"It hurts when I warble."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'What's founder?'

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Who's next?'

Conspiracy Cat

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'He wants a second opinion.'

"I am absolutely unable to pill my cat."

"He wants a second opinion."

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'