Animal Healthcare Enthusiast Gifts

Whoops!

"It's your hearth."

"Leave the bowl."

'Let's see, we've done a CBC, a chloride, a CO2, a potassium...

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Has he had all his shots"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

Kwazy Wabbits

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"I got horse dewormer..."

"It hurts when I warble."

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....