Animal Healthcare Enthusiast Gifts

Whoops!

"It's your hearth."

"Leave the bowl."

'Let's see, we've done a CBC, a chloride, a CO2, a potassium...

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

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"Has he had all his shots"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

Kwazy Wabbits

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

"It hurts when I warble."

"I got horse dewormer..."

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

"When will he be able to sit up and beg?"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."