Animal Healthcare Advocate Gifts

'We brought him here to be C...A...S...T...R...A...'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

The Golfing Accident

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

dog vs UFO...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.