Animal Hospital Aficionado Gifts

'Fred just rages when he sees how veterinarians are portrayed on TV.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Fertility Center.

Kwazy Wabbits

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Hospital Visit

"Dead! How do you know he's dead? You're a dermatologist."

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

"C'mon, walk it off!"

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

"It hurts when I warble."

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."