Animal Surgery Aficionado Gifts

So, yes, anytime a client wants to observe their pets' surgery...

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Follow that cab!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Jungle Games

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

An inbred poodle.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Anatomy.