Animal Surgery Aficionado Pillows

So, yes, anytime a client wants to observe their pets' surgery...

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Jungle Games

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

Dog Training.

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

An inbred poodle.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Anatomy.

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'