Animal Healthcare Gifts

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Quick, start the car!"

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

Love a Mutt