Vet Enthusiast Gifts

'Doctor, why are you dressed like that?...

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Canine Companion

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."