Vet Enthusiast Mugs

'Doctor, why are you dressed like that?...

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Canine Companion

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."