Veterinary Enthusiast Mugs

"So what if they laugh? The world needs a little more laughter."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I got horse dewormer..."

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

'Yes, yes, yes, you have to go to school to become a vet...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Canine Companion

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"