Bovine Aficionado Gifts

Busy Vet.

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cow babies

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"They’re real."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise