Bovine Sound Aficionado Gifts

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'I love you guys!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Triple Sock Cow

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

COW. JUST COW.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'You two, sort it out!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!