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Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Triple Sock Cow

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'I love you guys!'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COW. JUST COW.

'You two, sort it out!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."