Animal Sound Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Raised by Dogs

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Grrrr....'

I'm sure it's fake.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Animal Band.

Dog on a harp

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

COVID tips from Wild Animals

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

Replacements for Extinct Animals

Sportscasters on the Savannah

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'