Animal Sounds Appreciator Gifts

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Laboratory Retriever

Say cheese!

'I said point, not poke!'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

David Attenborough

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"HOWL!"

Rhino bird in the rain

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"I need you to honk."

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

It was his final wish.

"He's a bull dog."

'Then it's agreed. We'll go with our animal instincts.'

QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).

'Old icy fingers has touched me for the last time.'

Dog,Man and Teddy Bear