Animal Noise Aficionado Gifts

QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Follow that cab!'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Animal Band.

"You know damn well what noise!"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog on a harp

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'