Animal Music Fan Gifts

Dog on a harp

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm a monster."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Animal Band.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

The Rolling Bones

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'