Animal Jazz Fan Gifts

Rhino carrying his horn in a case.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Overkill, dude."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Dog on a harp

Animal Band.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Cat scratches dog's car.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Lassie gets confused on set.

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

A dog banging a snare drum.

"It doesn't work on geese."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

cool seagull plays electric piano

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"