Musical Dog Fan Gifts

'They're not going to let us in so we should hang around the stage door and nail them as they leave.'

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Dog on a harp

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Animal Band.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

The Rolling Bones

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

Jupiter

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Dirty Grazing.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

The Moo-Walk

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"I need an extra large mailing tube."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'NEXT!'

Brass Band