Dog Video Fan Gifts

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'