Dog Video Fan Gifts

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

'The Big Beg Theory'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'