Dog Movie Fan Gifts

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'It's alright as quests go, but it doesn't have Lassie in it...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Pet Entertainers

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

Dog Realtor

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

Jerry Springer Spaniel

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'Flossing?'

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.