Dog Movie Buffs Gifts

Great movie. I wagged, I whined.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

When Dogs Rule

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Maybe you're right Maybe there are too many movies about good dogs.

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."

'It didn't start out this way.'

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

"Tonight we'll preview the entire summer reality TV season!"

Junk food for dogs.

Here comes the award for the best animal movie. I've seen them all. "Elephant in the Room"? Forgettable. "Birds of a Feather"? Flighty. "Happy as a Clam"? All wet. And the winner is "Playing Possum." Ooh! A sleeper!

Cooking shows for dogs

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'All you have to do is lie down in front of the goal.'

Dog steals toupee.

Shoe me the latest news on artificial intelligence. Loading … "For the Love of Benji." What? No. I didn't ask for some dog movie. Cancel. Canceling. Show me news about artificial intelligence. Loading … "Benji's Very Own Christmas Story." No! I want to hear what's going on with A.I.! Loading: "Lassie's Great Adventure."

I used to fetch his newspaper ... Now I just forward articles I know he'll agree with.

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

Beware of dog.

'It's alright as quests go, but it doesn't have Lassie in it...'

"People talk about tree bark. I've never heard a tree bark."

"'H.D.' stands for 'Heroic Dog'."

Dog Park Afternoon